No, I’m serious. This is real. Pong beer made just for frat bros and college kids alike to dip their filthy ping pong balls into, ahem. It’s genius. It’s disgusting. It’s both.
Currently available in 12 states with more underway, Pong Beer claims to be “committed to providing the highest quality, most flavorful, premium product at a reasonable price.” And hey, if each 30-pack includes two pong balls for zilch-absolutely free, then you might as well up the ante by getting two 30-packs with complimentary 16 0z. party cups and 4 pong balls — cause, heaven forbid you run out of either!
So move over Natty Lite, it’s a new generation of the first ever made-to-be shitty-on-purpose beer for beer pong. How did someone not think of this earlier? Sadly, I won’t be surprised if this takes off and becomes a staple in every frat house and dorm room. Thank goodness my college days are over.
Cheers to That!
(pic via pong beer)